From my little local paper - The BULLDOG
The Jewish man said, "I gotta tell ya fellas, last week, my wife and I had a great time! I rubbed her body all over with smaltz (chicken fat) , we made love, and she screamed for five full minutes!"
The Frenchman boasted, "Last week, I give my wife d'special special treatment, I rub all over her body with fine french butter....We made passionate love and she scream for fifteen minutes!"
The Italian man says, "Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with olive oil, we made love, and she was out of control for over over six hours!"
The other two were stunned! The Frenchman asked, "How did you do to make your wife scream for six hours?"
The Italian man says, "I wiped my hands on the bedspread!"