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Saved 3/18/09 to Laughing Gas

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From my little local paper - The BULLDOG

The Jewish man said, "I gotta tell ya fellas, last week, my wife and I had a great time! I rubbed her body all over with smaltz (chicken fat) , we made love, and she screamed for five full minutes!"

The Frenchman boasted, "Last week, I give my wife d'special special treatment, I rub all over her body with fine french butter....We made passionate love and she scream for fifteen minutes!"

The Italian man says, "Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with olive oil, we made love, and she was out of control for over over six hours!"

The other two were stunned! The Frenchman asked, "How did you do to make your wife scream for six hours?"
The Italian man says, "I wiped my hands on the bedspread!"

PinkNC PinkNC 6 years 44 weeks
Iveenia Iveenia 7 years 9 weeks
omg - he must be right then!
Grandpa Grandpa 7 years 9 weeks
It reminds me about the older Jewish man, who calls his friend on the phone and says he thinks his wife is dead. His friend is shocked, and asks him why do you think she might be dead. He replied, "well the sex is the same, but dishes just sit in the sink." ;-)
Iveenia Iveenia 7 years 9 weeks
:ROTFL: oh well - maybe she still washes by hand... then i understand her reaction :ROTFL:
tdsollog tdsollog 7 years 9 weeks
Oh, cute!!!! Too funny!!!
DonnaRaeWright DonnaRaeWright 7 years 9 weeks
Love it, love it!!!