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Bizarre Test Answers


Bizarre Test Answers

The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 Decibels

Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Madman Curie discovered radio. She was the first woman to
do what she did. Other women have become scientists since
her, but they didn't get to find radios because they were
already taken.

The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the
apple.

Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. Noah's wife
was called Joan of Ark. Noah built an ark, which the
animals come onto in pears.

It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed
to get the tombstone off the entrance.

Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100-foot
clipper.

Q: Give the meaning of the term "caesarian section."
A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome.

Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels, and you get
intercontinental.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them
perspire.

The seventh commandment is "Thou shalt not admit adultery."

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tdsollog tdsollog 5 years 27 weeks
These are GREAT!!!!!
Grandpa Grandpa 5 years 28 weeks
Captain Oblivious speaks once more
Captain-Obvious Captain-Obvious 5 years 28 weeks
Answers are responses to questions.
Beachwalker Beachwalker 5 years 28 weeks
Grandpa!!! :rotfl:
Beachwalker Beachwalker 5 years 28 weeks
Ivee!!! :rotfl:
Beachwalker Beachwalker 5 years 28 weeks
Sofi!!! :rotfl:
Grandpa Grandpa 5 years 28 weeks
My fave: "The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.", not much has changed since then. :rotfl:
Iveenia Iveenia 5 years 28 weeks
:CRY: i meant :ROTFL:
Iveenia Iveenia 5 years 28 weeks
LMAO - really - :ROTFL: but very nice - new history... i also liked that one fm Francis Drake best!!! POOR WORLD :ROFTL:
sofi sofi 5 years 28 weeks
:rotfl: I love all of those- can't decide which one is making me laugh more!!! "Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100-foot clipper." :rotfl: Ouch!!!! "Thou shall not admit adultery" That sounds smart ;)