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Does your husband/boyfriend suffer from....


MALE REFRIGERATOR BLINDNESS?


torisweettooth torisweettooth 7 years 16 weeks
No, he tends to be able to make something outta nothing that can look....(shivers) and he eats it! I on the other hand am blind. :) But when it comes to finding things around the place he is totally blind and lazy. Don't even move things to really look. :D . . ~Sanka Coffie: So what should we call her? Junior Bevill: How about Tallulah. Sanka Coffie: Tallulah, sounds like a 2 dollar hooker. Where did you come up with that. Junior Bevill: It's my mother's name.~
MsAnonymous MsAnonymous 7 years 18 weeks
nope...if my boyfriend can't find it he better hang it up cuz i'm def not going to get up and look for it haha
MsAnonymous MsAnonymous 7 years 18 weeks
nope...if my boyfriend can't find he better hang it up cuz i'm def not going to get up and look for it haha
japokie japokie 7 years 18 weeks
That is hilarious!
krisua krisua 7 years 22 weeks
Oh well, THAT'S FUNNY! Thank god my man doesn't suffer from it but I keep that in mind, just in case...
t0xxic t0xxic 7 years 36 weeks
Of course he does. And with that Ill bbl I have to go kill the dog for digging again; ------ only 10 days to go
pinkangelmonkey pinkangelmonkey 7 years 36 weeks
hahaha layla!! hahaha @the detector...
karmasabitch karmasabitch 7 years 36 weeks
Oh man SW, my sister suffers from the exact.. same.. disorder :OY: She can't find the kitchen apparently so she *tries* to send people to get her shizz constantly.. actually she can't find ANYTHING :OY:
wynter wynter 7 years 36 weeks
No, he does good with the fridge. Now, anywhere else in the house....
jennifer76 jennifer76 7 years 36 weeks
LOL Layla!!! SO true!!! YOU are his little detector.
Tiinnaaaa Tiinnaaaa 7 years 36 weeks
hahahahha thats too funny!
sexyeyes sexyeyes 7 years 36 weeks
He does sometimes...
LaylaCams LaylaCams 7 years 36 weeks
Yes! He does and here I am calling from the couch as he's moving his hand around hoping it has a detector on the end and it will beep when his hand finds it "It's on the second shelf, right there, down, down more, over, behind the ketchup, THE KETCHUP, next to the juice!" I always say "If it was a snake it would have bit yah!"
cravinsugar cravinsugar 7 years 36 weeks
I am putting yes because my coworker just said that is exactly what happens when you get married. LMAO I'm all in.
yayita yayita 7 years 36 weeks
hahahaa all men have this problem, i dont what it is with them. They can never find anything in the fridge, the closet, the bathroom.. They cant find anything period. So weird with how their brains work
jennifer76 jennifer76 7 years 36 weeks
:rotfl: YES! As does my brother, my stepdad and my son. My father is actually somewhat self-sufficient. Also, like Lisa said, the complete inability to a.) find anything or b.) bother to look for anything without prefacing it with "Mom/Jen/Sis where is the...?" :oy:
Twinkle1 Twinkle1 7 years 36 weeks
My hubs does the same thing Lisa :rotfl: Then when I point out whatever it is that he was looking for, which is usually right in front of his face, he proclaims "I found it!" If I have to move something to show him where it is, he says "You hid it."
pinkangelmonkey pinkangelmonkey 7 years 36 weeks
my boyfriend def is a classic case scenario! i just hope its not contagious!
LisaK LisaK 7 years 36 weeks
How about the inability to find anything? Mine will say "where's the Motrin, I can't find it." I will go to the medicine cabinet where he has been standing for 5 minutes "looking" and immediately pull the Motrin out. This is also true for anything he is looking for in a closet, drawer, etc. It has actually become quite the joke in our house. There has to be an illness in the medical dictionary dealing with this that only men get after they are married :ROTFL:
swwonder swwonder 7 years 36 weeks
My brother suffers from something worse - the inability to find the fridge, so he has to send someone else to get stuff out of it for him. :oy:
Mme-Hart Mme-Hart 7 years 36 weeks
My husband only suffers from this when I go through an OCD phase of putting everything in plastic, airtight containers and not labelling them. I don't do that as much as I used to, but it was a germ-obsession of mine for a while :oops:
Twinkle1 Twinkle1 7 years 36 weeks
A lot of men won't show any symptoms of the disorder until after the wedding though.
karmasabitch karmasabitch 7 years 36 weeks
Oooo hmmm.. nopes don't have that problem :EVIL: My dad is an awesome cook hahahha and Craig only suffers from MCB, male cooking blindness.. anything that involves something more than opening the micro and turning it on, he's helpless :ROTFL:
Twinkle1 Twinkle1 7 years 36 weeks
Male refrigerator blindness, or MRB, is a condition many married men suffer from that keeps them from being able to find anything in the fridge with out the assistance of a female.
karmasabitch karmasabitch 7 years 36 weeks
WTH is male refrigerator blindness :ROTFL: