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Saved 3/28/09 to Laughing Gas

From Andy Rooney....


From my Dear Friend, Suzanne....

This is for all you girls 40 years and over.... and for those who are
>> turning 40, and for those who are scared of moving into their
>> 40's...AND for guys who are scared of girls over 40...This was written >
>> by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes.
>>
>> Andy Rooney says:
>>
>> As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here are
>> just a few reasons why:
>>
>> A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, >
>> "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
>>
>> If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
>> she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants
>> to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.
>>
>> A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, >
>> what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of
>> 30 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.
>>
>> Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with
>> you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
>>
>> Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if
>> they think they can get away with it.
>>
>> Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what >
>> it's like to be unappreciated.
>>
>> A woman over 40 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women
>> friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best
>> friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over
>> 40 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she
>> knows her friends won't betray her.
>>
>> Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to
>> a woman over 40. They always know.
>>
>> A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not
>> true of younger women.
>>
>> A woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. She knows
>> what she wants from a relationship and how to give what she gets.
>>
>> Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if
>> you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to
>> wonder where you stand with her.
>>
>> Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
>> Unfortunately, it's not often reciprocal. For every stunning,
>> smart,well-coiffed hot
>woman of
>> 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of
>> himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
>>
>> Ladies, I apologize.
>>
>> For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk
>> for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against >
>> marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire
>> Pig, just to get a little sausage.
>>
>>
>>

PinkNC PinkNC 5 years 9 weeks
:)
inder-Baid inder-Baid 5 years 13 weeks
Yr expression shows yr experience & maturity to enjoy practicle life - Pls read my BLOG.
Grandpa Grandpa 5 years 24 weeks
Besides women under 40, would border on pedophilia in my case. :rotfL:
LittleMzFit LittleMzFit 5 years 25 weeks
ooooOOOOHHHHHH!!!!! :ROTFL: gotta love Andy!!! Yes, Beach...Thank you for sharing!
Iveenia Iveenia 5 years 25 weeks
:ROTFL: & :HEART: Thank you Beach :)
tdsollog tdsollog 5 years 25 weeks
Good one! Thanks!
eastcoastgirl eastcoastgirl 5 years 25 weeks
HE is so funny this is great!!