From My Italian Friend....
GOOD ITALIAN SON
An old Italian man lived alone in the country.
He wanted to dig his tomato garden but it was very hard work as the
ground was hard.
His only son Gianni, who used to help him, was in prison.
The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant
my tomato garden this year. I am getting too old to be digging up a
If you were here, my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the
garden for me.
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
I'd do anything for you Papa, except dig up that garden. That's where I
buried the bodies.
At 4 a.m. The next morning, FBI and local police arrived and dug up the
entire area without finding any bodies.
They apologized to the old man and left.
The same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under