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How not to pick up chicks on Facebook


 

This is why I love Facebook. Listen to this stupid stuff this guy is updating:


I need chick that got swag comin out her overies


Doing it right tell the bitch lay it down or she gets to hear the sound bang


99 problems but a bitch ain't one S.O.G


Hit the heisman on that hoes


There a sign above my dick that's bad bitches only


Looking for that woman to want to make me change my relationship status


This is the sensitive guy who says he wants to take care of me and is ready for commitment? I think I'll pass... thank you Facebook.