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How not to pick up chicks on Facebook


This is why I love Facebook. Listen to this stupid stuff this guy is updating:

I need chick that got swag comin out her overies

Doing it right tell the bitch lay it down or she gets to hear the sound bang

99 problems but a bitch ain't one S.O.G

Hit the heisman on that hoes

There a sign above my dick that's bad bitches only

Looking for that woman to want to make me change my relationship status

This is the sensitive guy who says he wants to take care of me and is ready for commitment? I think I'll pass... thank you Facebook.