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How to use a toaster


1. Plug in your toaster
2. Get two slices of bread out of the bag.
3. Insert the slices of bread into the top slots of the toaster. (Note - each slot only should contain one slice of bread each. Do not try to force more than once slice into each slot) - That's what she said
4. Set the knob to the desired number you want to toast your bread (for example 1 for very light bread and 5 for very dark).
5. Push down the toaster lever that pulls the slices of bread down into the toaster until you hear it "click"
6. Wait for your bread to pop up when it is done.
7. Remove your bread (WARNING It will be hot!!)
8. Prepare your toast for ingestion into your stomach. Some people use butter, jelly, peanut butter, etc.

Things to remember:

You may be tempted to pop the bread back up to check on each slice but doing so will only delay your bread from being toasted.

If you pull down the lever and it doesn't click, be sure to check to make sure you have the toaster plugged in.

Some people clean out the crumbs from their toaster sometimes but it isn't entirely necessary. I like to keep my in as it gives the toast a rustic taste.

If the toaster starts to smoke, two things could be happening. Your bread is burning or your toaster is on fire. Don't panic, press up[ the lever to see if your bread is burnt. If it is you will have to eat it or start over. If your toaster is on fire, then go ahead and panic.

Never put a fork down the slots of a plugged in toaster. Your hair will never be the same.

Do not butter or jelly the bread before putting it in the toaster. This will only cause a mess. I have learned from experience.

Happy toasting. :feedme:

WhatTheFrockBlog WhatTheFrockBlog 8 years 6 weeks
OoOoOoOo, that's so crazy that it just might work!
audreystar audreystar 8 years 6 weeks
i am going out on a limb here but MAYBE, just MAYBE rotate your wrist 180 degrees and see if anything changes. :fingerscrossed:
WhatTheFrockBlog WhatTheFrockBlog 8 years 6 weeks
I'm trying to plug in my toaster, but the left prong is bigger than the right prong. And in my outlet, the right hole is bigger than the left hole. So it won't fit. This sucks. I was really looking forward to trying out this dish.
karmasabitch karmasabitch 8 years 6 weeks
Pump spray butter :ROTFL: :ROTFL:
bellaressa bellaressa 8 years 7 weeks
WOW!
bellaressa bellaressa 8 years 7 weeks
WOW!
My-Opinion My-Opinion 8 years 7 weeks
aww man, I wanted to put the pump spray I can't believe it's not butter on mine before hand but clearly I am not allowed to do that! :cry: oh :cry:
Shiloh-Jolie-Pitt Shiloh-Jolie-Pitt 8 years 7 weeks
Also use the toaster apparatus to defrost hot pockets :true: _________________________ 'tis the season to be kinky falalalalah
JennyJen2 JennyJen2 8 years 7 weeks
Good recipe. We make this toast you speak of quite freqently. sometimes we put cheese between two pieces and callit a "quick" grilled cheese (because the traditional way is so hard!)
ashleycakes ashleycakes 8 years 7 weeks
I like this.
curleyjo84 curleyjo84 8 years 7 weeks
I wish i could afford a wonderful invention like a toaster.... :wish:
vmruby vmruby 8 years 7 weeks
:ROTFL: So that's what i'm supposed to do with the toaster!!!! Thanks for the awesome tips.....
NadiaPotter NadiaPotter 8 years 7 weeks
lather, rinse, repeat... got it! :rotfl: that's what she said...
MotoLinz MotoLinz 8 years 7 weeks
This is a touch over my head. :rotfl: @ Shi
Twinkle1 Twinkle1 8 years 7 weeks
I'm not an experienced enough cook to try this one just yet.
Shiloh-Jolie-Pitt Shiloh-Jolie-Pitt 8 years 7 weeks
Thanks for the amazing info, I never knew how to swallow! :rotfl: :rotfl: _________________________ 'tis the season to be kinky falalalalah
audreystar audreystar 8 years 7 weeks
i *think* there is no preparation necessary. just open your mouth, bite off a piece, chew it up, and swallow. your tummy will do the rest. you may help it out by ingesting a little bit of liquid while you are eating it to help it become soggy so your tummy acids don't have to work as hard.
Shiloh-Jolie-Pitt Shiloh-Jolie-Pitt 8 years 7 weeks
QUESTION: How do I prepare my stomach for ingestion of the toast? :ponder: "I like to keep my (bread crumbs) in as it gives the toast a rustic taste" :rotfl: :rotfl: _________________________ 'tis the season to be kinky falalalalah