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Intimacy in the dumps....

WICHITA, Kan. – A tender moment in a trash bin went all wrong for a couple who found themselves being held up at pocket knifepoint. Police said two 44-year-olds had climbed into a dumpster to be alone just after 6 p.m. Saturday when two men interrupted them and demanded their belongings. Officers said the man and woman were engaged in "an intimate moment" when they were robbed of their shoes, jewelry and the man's wallet.

Police said one of the robbers was a 64-year-old man who egged his 59-year-old companion on during the robbery.

The suspects were found a short time later and the stolen property was returned.

Cheeky interpretation..................................................Getting trashed has new meaning?

Bettye-Wayne Bettye-Wayne 6 years 13 weeks
In a dumpster... I certainly hope this was a brand new dumpster sitting outside the dumpster factory. Isn't it illegal to go in a dumpster? I wonder if they got fined.
PinkNC PinkNC 6 years 15 weeks
Yeah, being their ages they should have known better. See...just because you're older doesn't make you more intelligent or more moral.
MartiniLush MartiniLush 6 years 15 weeks
:jawdrop: Wow, now I think I have heard EVERYTHING! :rotfl:
cheekyredhead cheekyredhead 6 years 15 weeks
What amazed me the most about this story was the AGES of the people involved.
PinkNC PinkNC 6 years 15 weeks
Oh wow, I bet they will never do this again. And what a yucky place to have sex or fool around at anyway. I would never want to kiss anyone near a big smelly trash bin.