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Jennifer Aniston, Heidi Klum or Bruno: Who is the hottest nude GQ model?


by Cristina Everett

Talk about baring it all!

Sacha Baron Cohen’s gay Austrian alter-ego, Bruno, is the latest famous face to strip down for the cover of GQ magazine.

The fictional fashion journalist takes a barely-there cue from past cover models Jennifer Aniston and Heidi Klum.

But where Aniston barely covers up with a necktie and Klum flirtatiously poses on a pedestal, Bruno leaves little to the imagination.

In the magazine's July comedy issue, Bruno opens up about his sought-after hairstyle.

“Ich vouldn’t bother getting a Zac Efron hairstyle right now, cos ich am about to change mine and he’s certain to copy me again,” he says.

Bruno also maintains his good looks with a good night's sleep.

“In reality, ich sleep in a seaweed body wrap under a Zac Posen Navy-Cut Nightshirt,” says the fashion enthusiast. “In mein dreams, ich sleep naked in a giant reed basket drifting slowly down ze Nile, cradled in ze arms of Daniel Radcliffe.”

For more of Bruno's hilarious interview, click here.

bluesarahlou bluesarahlou 6 years 50 weeks
I didn't see the dog begging pose until you guys pointed it out! :rotfl: She lost some points for sure.
kastarte2 kastarte2 6 years 50 weeks
I have to say that Borat probably has the best pose out of the three. Jen has the dog begging thing going on and Heidi kinda looks like she is on the toilet.
starangel82 starangel82 6 years 50 weeks
As much as I hate to admit it, JA looks the best of the three. Of course she loses points for that ridiculous puppy looking pose.
Jessiebanana Jessiebanana 6 years 50 weeks
Jennifer Aniston is only cute in photos, so I'll give it to her.
brookrene brookrene 6 years 50 weeks
I really like Heidi too, but that pic makes me think she's sitting on the pot. :shrug: sooooooo...i must vote for jennifer! ~~~~~ The man who speaks to you of sacrifice, speaks of slaves and masters. And intends to be the master.
hausfrau hausfrau 6 years 50 weeks
I loved the Borat movie so much so I cannot wait for Bruno!
bluesarahlou bluesarahlou 6 years 50 weeks
Kas I love Heidi too but her face looks so weirdly Photoshopped or something...just not her best picture...:shrug:
amybdk amybdk 6 years 50 weeks
It's in his eyes... such intense sexiness!
hausfrau hausfrau 6 years 50 weeks
Bruno is the hottest for sure!
kastarte2 kastarte2 6 years 50 weeks
Heidi is so adorable! I think she looks best! I almost didn't recognize Borat.
bluesarahlou bluesarahlou 6 years 50 weeks
:rotfl: Jennifer gets the hotness points. But Bruno definitely brings it!