From my little local paper - The BULLDOG
The Jewish man said, "I gotta tell ya fellas, last week, my wife and I had a great time!
DO NOT KILL ME - they are really not "women friendly"...
Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life !!
From a little Local Paper we Get, THE BULL DOG
Sister Martha and Sister Constance are called into Mother Superior's office.
Bizarre Test Answers
The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 Decibels
Q: What are steroids?
"Teenager Daughter Owner's Manual"
Instructions for all those with teenage daughters or daughters
who think they are teenagers or who will eventually be teen-
agers.
Traveling down the interstate and needing to use the bath-
room, I stopped at a rest area and headed to the restrooms.