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Police get to the Buzzing

Police buzz in to solve vibrator mystery

  • From:AFP
  • March 08, 2010 12:10pm

A WOMAN phoned police after hearing "suspicious noises" in her flat, but much to her embarrassment officers found the source was a vibrator, authorities say.


The noise was so loud and strange, even over the telephone, that police in Bochum in western Germany decided to send a patrol car around to the "scene of the crime", a statement said.

"Daringly, and with the occupier's permission, one of the officers opened the drawer of a wardrobe where the noise was coming from.

"Underneath some clothes he found a very personal, battery-operated object which had obviously switched itself on... The tenant's face abruptly changed colour."

Police then "wished her a nice evening and left".


eastcoastgirl eastcoastgirl 6 years 11 weeks
:ROTFL: Funny!
PinkNC PinkNC 6 years 11 weeks
Good one!
Yogaforlife Yogaforlife 6 years 12 weeks
Love it!
jackiered jackiered 6 years 12 weeks
:rotfl: Watch out for electric toothbrushes too!!! one time my electric toothbrush was accidently turned on and running when I went thru airport security--funny but embarrassing!
samantha999 samantha999 6 years 12 weeks
i could not resist posting this - so funny :rotfl: and :oops:
MartiniLush MartiniLush 6 years 12 weeks
:rotfl: Great one, Sam!!!