Quotes abt Marriage & Relationships
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
[David Bissonette]
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
[Sacha Guitry]
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
[Socrates]
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
[Anonymous]
The great question.... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?
[Dumas]
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
[Sigmund Freud]
'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
[Anonymous]
'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'
[Sam Kinison]
'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'
[James Holt McGavra]
Two secrets of husband, to keep your marriage brimming:
1.. Whenever you're wrong, admit it.
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
[Patrick Murra]
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
[Nash]
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
[Anonymous]
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
[Henny Youngman]
A good wife always forgives her husband when she is wrong.
[Rodney Dangerfield]
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
[Anonymous]
First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
[Anonymous]
Quotes abt Marriage & Relationships
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
[David Bissonette]
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
[Sacha Guitry]
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
[Socrates]
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
[Anonymous]
The great question.... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?
[Dumas]
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
[Sigmund Freud]
'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
[Anonymous]
'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'
[Sam Kinison]
'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'
[James Holt McGavra]
Two secrets of husband, to keep your marriage brimming:
1.. Whenever you're wrong, admit it.
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
[Patrick Murra]
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
[Nash]
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
[Anonymous]
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
[Henny Youngman]
A good wife always forgives her husband when she is wrong.
[Rodney Dangerfield]
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
[Anonymous]
First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
[Anonymous]
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