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"Teenager Daughter Owner's Manual"

"Teenager Daughter Owner's Manual"

Instructions for all those with teenage daughters or daughters
who think they are teenagers or who will eventually be teen-

Teenager Owner's Manual Congratulations! You are now the proud
new owner of a teenage daughter.

Please read this manual carefully, as it describes the main-
tenance of your new daughter, and answers important questions
about your warranty (which does NOT include the right to
return the product to the factory for a full refund.)


To determine whether you were supposed to receive a teenager
girl, please examine your new daughter carefully. Does she:

(a) look very similar to your original daughter, only with
more makeup and less clothing?

(b) refuse to acknowledge your existence on the planet Earth
(except when requesting money)?

(c) Sleep in a burrow of dirty laundry?

If any of these are true, you have received the correct item.
Nice try, though.

PinkNC PinkNC 6 years 44 weeks
Love it :)
whimseybuttons whimseybuttons 7 years 1 week
We have all been there-done that. I am better at tossing my laundry in the corner for my roomie to do. Luck has me with a roomie that does laundry like some people do dope. She just can't stop. Hope she never moves out.
tdsollog tdsollog 7 years 11 weeks
This is cute!!! I think my mom could relate!
Grandpa Grandpa 7 years 12 weeks
Iveenia, was that a laugh of relief from your mom? is it having her planning your wedding? :rotfl:
Iveenia Iveenia 7 years 12 weeks
ok - you got me - me too... ;)
Iveenia Iveenia 7 years 12 weeks
WOW Grandpa - your comments made my mom burst into laughter - Thank you :ROTFL:
Grandpa Grandpa 7 years 12 weeks
You mean it does end? Any time before she marries? :rotfl:
lala788 lala788 7 years 12 weeks
My dad said that i was like that , and he's soooo glad that it was over :)
Iveenia Iveenia 7 years 12 weeks
:ROTFL: yet honestly in 5 years my daughter will be over 10 - so i might reconsult... :ROTFL:
smryna smryna 7 years 12 weeks
OMG a and b :rotfl: