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Twilight - (fun?) facts


I came across this article you can read it here

here's an example

All through this we learn more about more secondary characters, who like Alice and Jacob are far more interesting than either Edward or Bella. These include:

1) Edward's sister Rosalie, who performed a massacre that sounds like Kill Bill with vampires. Kill Bill! With vampires!!!

2) Edward's brother Jasper, who is old enough to have fought for the South, and used to take part in vampire turf wars. Vampire turf wars!!!!!!!!!

:rotfl:

kate27 kate27 5 years 14 weeks
DecemberBaby I love this saga and some facts are just funny.But I guess the author didn't really fell in love so he or she doesn't understand the point of the book.What a pity! Ok)))This is the best " Edward is hoping some macho Italians will see him in at full sparkle and beat him to death for being gay. If a girl says she doesn't love you, just keep sexually assaulting her. Eventually she'll realize she likes it. Apparently it's illegal for vampires to have babies (and it's supposed to be impossible anyway) and if that rule is ever broken, the Italian Mafia Vampires from the second book will swoop down and kill the baby vampire and its family. a 'muffled ripping sound'--thanks for the image, Meyer, you bitch) How rude! Bella does not seem to care that Jacob the Pedophile Date Rapist Werewolf is babysitting the Little Loch Ness Monster Vampire Baby from Hell."
NadiaPotter NadiaPotter 5 years 14 weeks
this article was written by someone who was doing the best effort of hating the series. But, some things I found it soo true, I too think there were some other characters way more interesting than Edward or Bella. and well.. KILL BILL WITH VAMPIRES sounds awesome! And I remember when I first read about Jacob thinking "wow he sounds so cool, wait a minute, I'm supposed to be on Bella and Edward side" and yeah, I noticed how the Author mend the problem and tried and make Jacob an immature brat (I said tried Chancleta!)
slatka-malena slatka-malena 5 years 14 weeks
Well, some of the things mentioned were a little harsh, maybe...but as much as I loved the books, this article really cracked me up :)
DecemberBaby DecemberBaby 5 years 14 weeks
I guess I'm the only one that was irritated by this article then. I guess I've turned into one of the oversensitive die hard Twi fans...
NadiaPotter NadiaPotter 5 years 14 weeks
jajaja that's why you like them, and Jacob and his big-muscle-hot body. I just like them, a lot, I even buy them but, still Stephanie Meyer as a writer is just easy friendly to read, way too easy to read. Still go with Mrs. Rowling as a better writer. I was really into the Volturi fight the last stand thing, then... omg nothing happened!!! I was at the verge of tears because Bella give Jacob Nessie to run for it, and everyone saying quite goodbyes...and nothing! and well didn't like either that Bella manages to control herself and her powers that easy. But anyway, leave me, I'm cranky and crazy.
chancleta chancleta 5 years 14 weeks
I've always been a fan of Native American culture (I'm a giant fan of Native American movies) but the book has inspired me to travel to some more Native American locations.
chancleta chancleta 5 years 14 weeks
OMG I ADORE them! I own them and have re-read them several times. I like them way more than Harry Potter. I think it's the love triangle, Native American culture, wolves, and Jacob that really get me. I'm a total Team Jacob.
NadiaPotter NadiaPotter 5 years 14 weeks
yes, I have them, I read them, like them, not as Harry potter books, but they do their job but I won't re-read them, because with time I'm starting to see them soo chessy, jajajaja TEAM JASPER!!! ------------------------------------------------------- Elvendork is unisex
chancleta chancleta 5 years 14 weeks
Hey Nadia! Long time no speak! Have you read the books?