From a little Local Paper we Get, THE BULL DOG
Sister Martha and Sister Constance are called into Mother Superior's office. Mother Superior informs them they will be moving to a Parish in Canada. They pack their belongings and are away in two weeks.
They have arrived, and are walking down the street together. Sister Connie says, "Do you mind if we get a little bit to eat sister. I'm a little peckish"
Sister Martha says to her companion in a hushed voice, "I don't know about you Connie, but I hear they actually eat dogs in this country".
"Odd custom' replies Constance.
As they round the next corner, they hear a push cart vendor yell, "Get your hotdogs here, nice hot dogs!"
They share a knowing glance , and approach the vendor cart, "Two dogs, please" says one of the sisters.
The vendor wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them to the hungry ladies....
Sister Martha is the first to open hers. She begins to blush, then starring at it a moment longer, leans to the other nun and whispers, ...... "What part did you get?"