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Saved 3/28/09 to Laughing Gas

Are You A Martha or A Maxine?


Are you a Martha or Maxine?

*Martha's Way*
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.

*Maxine's Way *
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it, anyway! ;

*Martha's Way*

To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

*Maxine's Way *
Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix , keep it in the pantry for up to a year.

*Martha's Way*

When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.

*Maxine's Way *
Go to the bakery! They'll even decorate it for you.

*Martha's Way*

If you accidentally oversalt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant 'fix-me-up.'

*Maxine's Way *
If you oversalt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad. Please recite with me the real woman's motto: 'I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes!'

*Martha's Way*

Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.

*Maxine's Way *
Celery? Never heard of it!

*Martha's Way*

Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.

*Maxine's Way *
The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust so I don't.

*Martha's Way*

Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

*Maxine's Way *
Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink!

*Martha's Way*

If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

*Maxine's Way *
Go ask that very cute neighbor if he can open it for you.

*Martha's Way*

Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.

*Maxine's Way *
Leftover wine???????????
HELLO !!!!!!!

As usual, if you don't forward this to 1 of your friends within the next 5 minutes, your belly button will unscrew and your butt will fall off. Really.. it's true! Have I ever lied to you?

Maxine!

PinkNC PinkNC 5 years 9 weeks
:ROTFL: Great post
whimseybuttons whimseybuttons 5 years 17 weeks
I am more like Abbie on NCIS.
lala788 lala788 5 years 25 weeks
:) cute
LittleMzFit LittleMzFit 5 years 25 weeks
a little of both! :HIGHFIVE:
Iveenia Iveenia 5 years 25 weeks
:ROTFL: - i love both - i will be a max(imum)tha :ROTFL: - whenever it is appropriate - i will switch accordingly ;)
CiaoBella2 CiaoBella2 5 years 25 weeks
A little bit of both, I especially like Maxine's cure for a headache.
NurseKimberly NurseKimberly 5 years 25 weeks
I'm a Maxine!
tdsollog tdsollog 5 years 25 weeks
More Maxine than Martha, for sure.
DecemberBaby DecemberBaby 5 years 25 weeks
:ROTFL:
eastcoastgirl eastcoastgirl 5 years 25 weeks
LOL!!