I found out at the beginning of the year that my mum was expecting again. 0 1 4

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This is hysterical. You have to try this. 0 1 0

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This story just breaks my heart The little girl was on her way to her first day of school as well. 0 1 2

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UGHH! I'm in day 3 of a heatwave over here in South Australia and its killing me! 0 1 0

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Hmmm I haven't been around much lately. 0 1 2

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1) Did you fart? 0 1 1

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You know you're Australian when... 1. 0 1 0

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1. We live in Australia 2. 0 1 1

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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive....so, I took her to a gas station..... 0 1 0

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1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 0 1 4

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Things started so well today, i was in such a good mood despite the rain and was really looking forward to work. 0 1 8

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Hahaha, i got this in an email, don't know if it's real. 0 1 3

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This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds during the day. 0 1 5

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The #2 pencil... Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School. 0 1 0

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A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.. 0 1 0

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Am i the only female on earth who couldn't stand that show? 0 1 3

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